The world had ended, but the lettuce didn’t seem to care.
Down in the dim, humming belly of a shattered Earth, deep beneath the irradiated dust and broken concrete of what used to be Minneapolis, a man named Jonah crouched beside a patch of crisp, vibrant hydroponic greens. He hummed tunelessly and checked the nutrient levels while his only companion—a mutt named Buster—sniffed at a tomato vine with regal suspicion.
Jonah wiped his forehead and sighed. “You know, Buster,” he began, gently pinching off a wilting leaf, “when I was sixteen, I asked Jenny McAllister to prom by spelling it out in glow-in-the-dark stars on the gym ceiling. Took me six hours. You know what she said?”
Buster looked up from the tomatoes and blinked.